Kenyatta says:
"Television is one of the bad things that happens when Sunday isn't a school night. After watching about 15 minutes of Access Hollywood, I come up with the idea that we should all add 'Jolie-Pitt' to our last names so we could all be part of the extended family."
I feel more beautiful already. Why not just give them their own holiday? We could immerse ourselves in Jolie-Pittness for 24 hours straight and reclaim the rest of our free time from those beautiful mind thieves.
And speaking of thieving, my time as guest reblogger is almost at an end. I stole all my MLK links from Jason Kottke of kottke.org. I'm surprised that in the 200+ feeds that make up the reblog reading list, only Jason and one other blogger mentioned Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at all. I guess Bloggers know no days off.
I like to think of it as "Jolie-Pittitude." "Pittness" confers too much dignity. The holiday should be a flexiday, so that it can go from Bennifer to Katie and Tom, to Jolie-Pittitude in the blink of an eye (or a year.)
Posted by: Mom | January 16, 2006 at 04:34 PM