A horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meagre joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination. One star.
via blogs.suntimes.com
Happy Holidays from Roger Ebert. I did not think "Fast and Furious" sucked, but I won't argue too hard.
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