Sudama gets the golden helicopter for his observation that "twitter is teh social pocket. pocket is teh 0sil8 kottke did in June 2001."

Twitter should borrow pocket's terms of service:

Are you going to use my phone number for bad things?

Absolutely not. I will not call your phone. I will not give your number to anyone. I will not sell your number to anyone. I will not write your number in a bathroom stall preceded by the words "for a good time call". The only thing I'm going to use your phone number for is sending you pocket via email or text messaging. That's it.